main teri jaan nikal dungi


"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

by Raju (few years ago!) / 481 views
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