Pathan khali kaghaz ko

Pathan khali kaghaz ko bar bar choom raha tha
Punjabi:Ye kya hai?
Pathan:Love letter aya hai.
Punjabi:Magar ye to khali hai
Pathan:Aj kal bol chal band hai….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 230 views
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