1 patan ne jali note banaya
1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki
topi bhol gaya
Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:
Iski tou topi nahi hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay…
=P;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 515 views
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