Moti aurat docter se
1 moti aurat docter se: suna hai khelne se motapa kam hu jata hai ,magr mujhe kiu farq nai para .
Dr:ap konsa khail khelti hu?
Moti:yassu panju.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 488 views
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"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P
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Santa:3
T: very.gud. example batao
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SMS na karney pey
Aapko
Award
of Kanjoosi 2015
diya jata hia.
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