Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Wah Wah

Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-Mohabat Sms se kiya tha,

Jo un ki Shaadi tak bhi Pending tha….!

Wah Wah

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 460 views

Wife to Husband

Wife to Husband : Meri to koi aulad nahi hai isliye sochti hu ki apni saari jaydad kisi sadhu ko daan kar dungi

Yeh sunkar pati uthkar jane laga

Patni : Tum kaha ja rahe ho?
Pati : Sadhu ban-ne

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe 1000 Rs Chahiye

Santa:
Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya
Mujhe 1000 Rs Chahiye

Banta:
Dost Hi Dost K Kam Aata Hai
Le 10 Rs
Riksha Kar Aur Ja K Purse Le Aa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A leopard went to see

A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.

"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."

"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"

"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.

"My wife is a zebra.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me

English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain:
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"Get Well Soon!"
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Or Pakistani Dost Kehte Hain:
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Oye Nurse Bari Sohni Aey,
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Holi, Holi Theek Hovin.. ;)
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Asi Kal Fer Aawan Gay.. :-P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam.

Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam.

1) Apna idea kisi aur k zehen me fit krna.

2) Kisi aur ka paisa apni jaib me muntkil krna.

Jo pehlay me kamyab hota hai, usay Teacher kehtay hen. Jo doosray mai kamyab hota hai, usay Buisness man kehtay hen. Aur jo dono me kamyab ho usay…. BIWI kehtay hen

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)