Sar dard se bachao
Girl:jab bi me ap k pas ati hun ap chashma kiun pehan lete hu.
Sardar:docter ne kaha hai jb sar dard aae tu chashama pehan lena.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 535 views
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