Santa 100 ke note par likha number
Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha
tha.
Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske
paas
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 817 views
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