A pathan for an exam had studied only one essay
‘FRIEND’,
but in the exam the essay which came was
‘FATHER’ .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 568 views

1 sardar ne malton ki reri lagai

1 sardar ne malton ki reri lagai.
6 din tak maltay nhi bikay or sukh kar chotay ho gaye.

satwen din sardar malton ko pani lagatay huay bola

Oye! nai vikna tay na viko par hosh te karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aakhir Biwi Chahti Kya Thi, Maarna Ya Bachana?

Car Se Takkar Hone Ki Wajah Se Ek Banda Behosh Ho Gaya
Patni Ne Fatafatt Doctor Ko Fon Milaya To Ek Kafi Bada

Doctor Mauke Pe Pahuncha
Marij Ko Check Karke Bola: “Ye To Mar Gaya Hai”

Itni Der Mein Marij Ko Bhi Hosh Aa Gaya Tha, Usne Ye Suna To Gabrate Hue Bola

Mareej: “Nahi Nahi, Main To Zinda Hun”

Ye Sunte Hi Marij Ki Biwi Use Boli: “Kuch To Soch Samjh Kar Bola Kijiye, Itne Bade Doctor Hai Jhooth Bolenge Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi

Santa:main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe
hain.
BANTA: wow kab?
SANTA: meri 7 dec ko aur uski 13 jan ko.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ansoo

Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Boy & girl playing Ludo

Boy & girl playing Ludo.

BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4 ya 5 aya to I’ll kiss U.

Girl: What?
Acha aur agar 6 aya to?

Boy: Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya.6 aya tu dubara bari.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)