Chhota bacha dukandar se

Chhota bacha dukandar se : uncle
gora karne wali cream hai ?
Dukandar : haan hai beta.
Bacha : to saaley lagata kyu nahi.
main roz dar jata hu ....: P :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 344 views
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