Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway
station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to
Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 524 views
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