Me 20 saal ka ho gaya
Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati.
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Ye hai aam jindagi.:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki:-P
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Ye hai mentos jindagi:-P
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Mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 476 views
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