Mr.See and Mr.Saw.
One_day Mr.see saw sea & Mr.saw didnt see sea. See saw sea & jumped in sea. Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea. See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea.
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Aisy status bhi prha kren is se dimagh ki TUNNING hoti hy..!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 448 views

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Rabbit

Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five
rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you
have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher:
That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No,
Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit
at home!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Different roles of Funny Man

Different roles of Funny Man in life: Sagai ke time
superman,,Shadi ke time Gentleman,15 saal baad
Watchman,25 saal baad Doberman.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Police

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The Towns Veterinarian. One Night The Phone Rang, And His Wife Answered. An Agitated Voice Inquired, "Is Your Husband There? " "Do You Require His Services As A Sheriff Or As A Vet? " The Wife Asked. "Both!" Was The Reply. "We Cant Get Our Dogs Mouth Open, And Theres A Burglar In It. "

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

K.G. k bache ki dukh bhari shayri:

K.G. k bache ki dukh bhari shayri: Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi He Gor Frmaye

Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi H Baki Sher Baad Me Abhi SUSU Aai he!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)