3 Friends Saath Mein Bethay They
3 Friends Saath Mein Bethay They
1st One:
Yaar Main Itni Garam Chaye (Tea) Peeta Hoon K
Jaisay Hee Ketlee Say Cup Mein Nikalti Hai Mein
Peejata Hoon
2nd One:
Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai Mein To Ketlee Mein He
Tyaar Ker K Ketlee Mein Hee Peejata Hoon
3rd One:
Uhh.. Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Main To Muh (Mouth) Mein Doodh, Patii Aur
Cheenee (Sugar)
Daltaa Hoon Aur Gas Par Baith Jaatha Hoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 573 views
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