Sardar phatan k bache ko dehk ker bola

Sardar pathan K bachay ko dekh kar bola
bhot khubsurat hai kitnay MAAH ka hai?
Pathan gussey may bola:
Kameene aik hi MAA ka hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 491 views
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