Hum Ko C.N.G. Pe Kardo

Pathan Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Krwane Ko Kaha,
Pathan Lab Phoncha To Test Ka Nam Bhool Gya
Thori Dair Sochne K Bad Kehne Lga,
Bhai Jan! Hum Ko C.N.G. Pe Kardo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 617 views
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