Aaya Tha Imtehan Me
Aaya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon Husn Par…
Parchay Me Sab Ny Chehra mera Bana Diya…
/(‘,’) uffff… )(> ye class
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 492 views
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