Teacher Pathan

Teacher:2 Mai Se 2 Minus Kr Do To Kya Bcha?

Pathan:Hum Ko Swal Smjh Nae Aya

Teacher:Tmare Pas 2 Rotian Thi
Tm Ne Un Ko Kha Lia Ab Kya Bcha? Pathan:Salan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 593 views
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Patient to
Doctor : Apne
nurse bauhat
aachhi rakhi hai,
uska hath lagte
he main theek ho geya..!!
Doctor : Janta
hoon, thhapad ki
awaaz mujhe bhi
sunai di thi..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Masjid Ke Bahar Chppal Rakhne Main

Masjid Ke Bahar Chppal Rakhne Main Aur Miss Call Dene Main Kiya Common Hai ? Socho
Nahin Pata ?
Dono Main Dar Lagta Hai
Koi Utha Na Le.:-)
Hehehehehe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Itna udhaas kyu baita hai?

Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?

Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?

: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gaya

Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?

Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER-pani me rahana

TEACHER-pani me rahana wale 6 jiv jantuo ka nam batao

BOY-mendak

TEACHER- 5 NAM OR BATAO ....

BOY- mendak ki mummy, mendak ka papa, mendak ki behan, mendak ka bhai, or mendak ki GF.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
10fruit k name

Teacher:
10 fruits k name btao…

Sardar:
1 amrood,
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Teacher:
shabash
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Te 1 Saib,
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teacher:good,aur?
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Tey 8 Maaltey…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A child asked his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar: why the doors

Sardar: why the doors are locked when the airplane fly.
Pathan: thinks about it for some time and reply,
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Because venders should not be enter

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 lagaen

1 sardar p.c.o gia or jate hi shopkepar ko 3 thapaar mare kiun mare?

Shop par likha tha number dail karne se pehle 3 lagaen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Banhi tez nikli

Boy: I love U. Tm dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho.
Girl: Acha per tmhre pechy mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari ha.
Boy turn back bt wahan koi nai tha.
Girl: Agar tum mjhse pyar krte tou kbhi pechy nai murty. . . .

MORAL:
Aby moral woral kch nai bachi tez nikli….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
28 International Rules Of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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