Banta: Did Ramesh furnish his whole house with
second-hand stuff?
Santa: Yes, he even married a widow.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 527 views

Ammi ne kaha Sms Chor do

>> Ammi ne kaha Sms Chor do

=Abba ne kaha Night pkge karana chor do

=Dostun ne kaha Mobile se belns Churana chor do

=PaAro ne kaha Ganney ka Rus Peena chhor do..

=Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us paar chor do

*OR

=Ek Din aayega , Jab GIRL FRIEND ke Bachay bolengey:

=MAMU Zara School chhor Do..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Film Poster

1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia
.
Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
.
1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

After returning back from a foreign trip,

After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa
asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife:
No! Why? Santa: In London, a lady asked me `Are
you a foreigner`?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

aisa bhi ni hai

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Wife Husband And A Boyfriend

1 LADY APNE BOY FRND K SAATH GHUM RHI THI
,
ITNE ME USKA HUSBND AGYA OR USKE Boy Frnd KO
PITNE LGA.
.
LADY-MAR SALE KO,APNI BIWI GHUMATE NAI
,
DUSRE KI BWI KO GHUMANE LE ATE H.
.
(fir boyfrnd ko josh aya gya or wo husbnd ko mrne lga)
lady-mar sale ko,na khud ghumane le jata h na kisi or ko
ghumane deta he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)