Janu sawera ho gaya

Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago
Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago
Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up
Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd
ane wala hai

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