Gaps between fingers

Do yo know why There is Gaps between Fingers?
No? Bcoz!
Someone will come in your Life,
will Hold your hand & slowly say:
"Le Pakar! GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 438 views
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A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.

"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."

The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"

"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere marne ke baad

Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?

Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?

Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik admi langrata hua hospital mai dakhil hota hai

Aik admi langrata hua hospital mai dakhil hota hai, usey dekh kar 2 doctor’s aapas main jhagrte hain,
Pahla Doctor: uski haddee toot gayi hai
Dusra Doctor: nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya hai.
Esi doran aik 3rd doctor ata hai aur kahta hai chaloo essi sai puch laitain hain, tou woh bolta hai, nahi meri too chappal toot gayi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Student

Najomi Boy ka hath daikh kar bola :
Baita Tum boht Parhogay
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Boy: Saalay.. Parh tu mai 12 saal sai raha hon, yai batawo Pass kab honga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.

Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.
Dr. To Patient’s Frnd:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate
To Hum Isse Bacha Lete
Frnd:
Abay, Adha Ghanta Pehle
To Accident Huwa He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mubarak ho!


NURSE: Mubarak ho! Is waqat 2 baj rahy hen or Aap B 2 bacho k baap ban gaye ha.

Pathan: Shukar hai Hum 12 baje ni Aae.
ap pogo lagao

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arz Kiya Hai Gaur Farmaye

Arz kiya hai.,
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai..
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or bache itne Kamine
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glass liye baithe hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?

GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar
Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri
Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale
Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
pathan to dukandar

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb

dukandar:what is black bulb

pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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