Life ko kaun zyada achga bana sakte hai GirlFriend
or wife? ? ? ? ? ?
Dono hi! Bas kisi dusre ki hone chiaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 541 views

Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne

Saardar doctor se
Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne?

Dr: han g. Daso kithay lanay ne?

Sardar: meri juti nu la deo.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A sardar was very fond

A sardar was very fond of sensational and
detective novels, but he always started reading
from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did
so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about
its conclusion but also about its beginning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Doctor Ki Dawayi To Vakiye Hi Kamal Ki Thi

Santa Ko Der Se Uthne Ki Aadat Thi, Isliye Wo Hamesha Office Der Se Pahunchta Tha.

Uska Boss Iss Baat Se Bahut Naraj Tha, Akhir Usne Santa Ko Chetavani De Hi Di Aur Kaha,
Boss: “Ya To Tum Jaldi Aao Ya Naukri Chod Do”

Haar Kar Santa Ek Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Usne Kuch Goliya Di Aur Kaha Ki Ab Tum Samaye Par Jaag Jaoge.

Raat Ko Santa Dawai Kha Kar So Gaya, Subha Jab Wo Utha To Sachmuch Suraj Nahi Nikla Tha,

Dawa Ne To Kamaal Hi Kar Diya Tha, Wo Khush-Khushi Tyaar Hua Aur Samaye Se Thoda Pehle Hi Office Pahunch Gaya,
Usne Apne Boss Se Kaha: “Sir, Doctor Ki Dawa To Kamaal Ki Hai”

Boss Berukhi Se Bole: “Wo To Theek Hai, Lekin Pehle Tum Ye Batao Ke Kal Tum Kaha The?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mere 4 Bachay Hain

Father:
Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
3 Ne MBA Kea Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai

Frnd: Jo Choriyan Karta Ha
Usay Ghar Se Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?

Father:
Ek Wohi To Kama K Lata Hai..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Beta papa se

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)