After Eating Fish Santa Don't Drink Water
Why? Because
He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His
Stomach.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 503 views

Shanti ko bulao

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane
ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police Station Chalte Hai

Boy: Chalogi
Girl: Kaha.?Boy:
Jaha Tum Kaho
Girl:Police Station Chalte Hai,
Boy: Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se
Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek ladki apne Sardar boyfriend

Ek ladki apne Sardar boyfriend ko apni mami se milati hai.

Mami: oh, to tum hamare jamai banna chahte ho?

Funny Sardar: Aapka jamai ban ne ki to koi chahat nahi, par kya karun aapki beti se shaadi karne ka yahi ek raasta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)