Stealing a purse
Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
Theif: There Is 1000 Rs
In The Purse.
We Can Take 50-50
Santa: OK..OK
What About The
Remaining
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 537 views
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