School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”

Chota Sardar Bola : “Kami-Na”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 518 views

Ek sahab shadi sey bohat dartey they,

Ek sahab shadi sey bohat dartey they, aakhir kaar shadi keliey tayyar ho gyey. Woh jis larki ko pasand kertey they us key barey mein apney ghar walon ko bataya

Sab ghar walon or rishteydaar us larki ko jantey they. Pasand sun ker amma jaan cheekh utheen, “Is larki sey shadi karo gey? woh to tum sey umar mein achi khasi bari hey”

“Abhee sey balon mein rang lagati hey”, khala boli

“Ghoomney phirney ki bhee bohat shoqeen hey”, dadi ney khabardaar kiya

“Jahez bhee kuch khaas nahi laey gi”, chacha ney bataya

“Us ka rang kisi bhee cream key istamaal sey gora nahi honey wala”, phuppi ney ahem raaz bataya

“Magar mein ney us ki ek khoobi ki wajah sey shadi ka faisla kiya hey”, sahab boley

“Woh kia? ” sab ney poocha

“Us ka dunya mein koi nahi hey…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

College Prayers

O Lord, hear my anxious plea

Calculus is killing me

I know not of 'dx' or 'dy'

And probably won't until the day I die.

Please, Lord, help me in this hour

As I take my case to the highest power.

I care not for fame or loot

Just help me find one square root.

And Lord, please let me see

One passing mark in organic chemistry.

Oh such a thing I constantly dread

I'd just as soon join the Marines instead.

Lord, please give me a sign

That you've been listening all the time.

Please lead me out of this constant coma

And give me a shot at my diploma.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

agar main maar gya?

Husband:
Agar main mar gaya to tum kya karogi?
Wife:
Ummm…
Main phir apne bahen k sath rahugi…
Aur
Agar main mar gayi to tum
kya karoge?
Husband:
Main bhi tumhare bahen k
sath reh lunga!

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Hurry Home, Hurry Home

A hindu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack,

Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting "Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om."

Ambulance reaches his house.
Wife screams "Why did you not take him to the hospital?"

Doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Radio pe gaane sun raha tha

santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai bada naam karega.

maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)