Jyotish ladke ka hath dehknker

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu, ye
bata paas kab hounga???

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 232 views
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