Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 494 views

Shit we are late

Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo:
“Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain”
Children: “Shit we are late” :-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

husband: tum se shadi kar k

husband:
tum se shadi kar k mujhey ek faida to hua...
wife:

khush ho kar boli kunsa faida?
husband:

muj mere gunahoon ki saza dunya mein hi mil ghi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga

santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,

banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kitna Roya tha wo,

Kitna Roya tha wo,

mehbooba ko Mobil Gift kar k

dost ...

Raat k 3 Bajey tk wo Sunta raha

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"Aap ka Mtlooba Number

Doosri call pr Masroof hy...Smile

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Larki ne apne new bf ko phone kiya

1 Larki ne apne new bf ko phone kiya..

Larki: kya kar rahe ho ?
Larka: Shave bana raha hu.
... Larki: ok, main baad me call karti hu.

Larki ne 30 minut baad Call ki

Larki: kya kar rahe ho ji ?
Larka: yaar shave bana raha hu.
Larki: ok, I'll call u later.

Larki ne 1 h0ur baad Call ki

Larki: janu ab kaha ho ?
Larka: yaar abhi to main shave bana raha hu.

Larki chair k boli: din mein kitni baar shave karte ho :-??

Larka: lagbhag 50 bar.
Larki: are pagal ho kya?
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Larka: nahi barber h0un ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)