han Hai Sala…

Pat1 Pathan Apne Kandhey Pe
Tota Bithaey Ja Raha Tha

1 Admi Ne Pucha:
Ye Konsa Janwar Hai?

Tota Bola: Pathan Hai Sala…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 408 views
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