Red Tie Aur Sardar

Sardar G Ko Invitatn Mila K:
Aap Ne Party Mein RED Tie Pehan Ke Aani Hai

Sardar G Party Mein Punhchey
To Dekha K Logon Ne Pent Shirt Bhi Pehni Hui Thi

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 266 views
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