Pathan
Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 477 views
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