Poti bhi asi kerte hai
1 Memon Road Se Guzar Raha Tha
Achanak Usne Jhuk Kar
Road Se Kuch Uthaya
Aur Zoor Se Chillaya
Kameenaay Log
Poti B Aesi Kartai Hen
Jaisay Koi Samoosa Para Ho.
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