College Watchman

Parents To A College Watchman:
Is This College Good..?

Watchman: Probably The Best
I Did My Engineering Here
&Got Immediate Placement

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 337 views
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One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can’t buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can’t have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you’re satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Pathar

Ek aadmi ko raaste mai patthar
mila..
Us par likha tha "isse palat do,
kuch ban jaoge
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"Jaise hi usne palta dusri taraf
likha tha...
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'Mubarak ho tum Bewkuf Ban
Gaye..

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Ek ladka ladki ko

Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya
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Ladke ne english me baat karne ki sochi Aur bola- English chalti hai na ?
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Ladki sharmate hue-
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SODA saath ho to DESI bhi chalti hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Memon Shadi Me Bv Se

BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch) Bna Rha Tha. B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon:Moo Dikhaee.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Medical science proved ki

Medical science proved ki

Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.

But Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,

Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek kadvaa sach

Ek kadvaa sach :-)

Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl: mje kia gift 2ge

Girl: mje kia gift 2ge..?

Boy: kia chahye..?

Girl: Ring..

Boy: ring dunga pr YES nai krna.. Balance km hai..:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Frog Calls A Psychic

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fast English Speaker

First lady: Mera kid bohot fast English bolta hai.

Second lady: Beta bolke dikha..

Funny Kid: english english english english english..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
180 ki speed

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA
HY ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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