After Finishing Mbbs

After Finishing Mbbs
Sardar Starts His Practise!

He Checked His First
Patient’s Eyes,Tongue & Ears By Torch &Finally He Said Battery Ok

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 204 views
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