Car ki speed

Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident
ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 269 views
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