He Cant Read Fast

Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly

Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly?

Sardar:Im Writing 2 My 6yr Old Son He Cant Read Fast

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 330 views
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