Hotel ka manager
Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat Se Police Inspecter
Se Pocha
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chala K Hum Ne Bartan Dhone
Wale Badal Dia Ha ?
Police Fingure Print...=
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