Is pool main
Policeman:Madam is Pool me nahana mana hai.
Lady:Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi
Bataya.
Policeman:Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe
nahi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 524 views
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