Cute Insult:
Boy: i want to say something to u Gal: wt ?!
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Boy: Its 3 words & 8 letters
Gal: i know. Its I luv u, ...but i dont!
Boy: No !!
Gal: den wt?!!!
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Boy: GO TO HELL !!!
lolzz....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 500 views

Apne afaz ka byan

Urdu teacher:wo dekho samne aik khob surat larki khari hai is ko apne afaz me byan karo.
Studant:wo dekho dosto tumhari bhabi khari hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Jab kisi lovers ka break up ho jata hai tab

Jab kisi lovers ka break up ho jata hai tab,

Ladki:(gusse se) aaj ke baad tum mujhe bhul jana.

Ladka:(pyar se) na tere aane ki khushi na tere jaane ka gam kiya,
Ja behna aaj tujhe bhi bhula diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek dost nay dosray dost say pocha,

Ek dost nay dosray dost say pocha, "batao, wo konsi jaga hay jehan baap betay ko bhool jaata hay aor
beta baap ko?"

Dosray dost nay kaha,
"shaadi k moqay par".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar aadhi raat ko Husband

Agar aadhi raat ko Husband ka
dil kare or Wife ka mood na ho
to.
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Husband ko chahiye ki wo Wife
ko tang na kare
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Balki khud uth ke pani pee le..:p
,
"ye tha RAKHI SAWANT ka mind
testing totka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai..?

Banta: tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai..?

Santa: Haan yaar..

Banta: to fir Isme se
window nikalwa ke darvaja fit karva le..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)