Teacher : you are late today,
school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???
Student : sir aap meri fikar na kiya kare
aap school shuru karwa diya kare.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 570 views

Atom to Policeman

Atom: I’d like to report a missing electron.

Policeman: Are you sure?

Atom: Yes, I’m positive!

Hahahaha...

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Aap mere papa ko nahi jaante

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Banias son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Baniss son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maan vs beta joke

Maa:beta ye darwaze par gande hathun k nishan tumhare hain?
Beta:g nai ammi me to lat maar kar darwaza kholta hon.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek sardar Kele ke chilke

Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya
Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??
Shit ab phir se girna padega

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K, Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.

Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe Gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)