Sardar Teray Bin Reh Nai Sakda
A Sardar Jee Proposed A Girl With A Romantic Poetry:
Kutta Maar Giya Razai Vich
Main Pagal Aan Teri Judaee Vich
Pani Tay Machhar Beh Nai Sakda
Sardar Teray Bin Reh Nai Sakda
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 591 views
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