Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH Ky Nam Pe Dy Beta.

Bachi:Mei Beta Nhi Beti Hun.
...
Faqeer:ALLAH Ky Nam Pe Dy Beti.

Bachi:Mera Naam Sabiha Hy.

Faqeer:ALLAH Ky Naam Pe De Sabiha.

Bachi:Mera Poora Naam Sabiha Parveen Hy.

Faqeer:ALLAH Ky Naam Pe Dy Sabiha Parveen.

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat.

"Maaf Kro BABA" =D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 361 views
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