Promotion
Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector
Se DSP Ho Gaya, Ghar A Kar Wife Ko Aise Andaz
Se Bataya, K Wife Behosh
?
?
.
.
?
Bola:
Aaj Se Tu DSP K 7 Soegi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 581 views
Similar Jokes
Dr. Apki bv sirf 5 Ghante ki mehman hai "i m sorry".
Husband: koi baat nahi dr.saab jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante bhi nikal hi jayenge…..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 admi ka gala kharab ho gya tow raat ko 3 bajy doctor k ghar gya bell di ore dard ki waja sy ahista sy bola doctor sahab hein???
doctor ki b.v ny b us sy ahista sy kaha ni hn aa jao!!!!
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
4 pathanun ne mil kar taksi li aur karaye pe chalai aik banada sawar nai hota tha q
sawarian charhane charun jate the
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ustaad: Mujhe water ka formula sunao.
Shagird: HIJKLMNO.
Ustaad: Kya? Yeh kya?
Shagird: Kul aap he nay to bataya thaa H to O water ka formula hota hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha
liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?
Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka
khaana mat khao..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sir:~PYAR or ISHQ me ky
a fark hai? Student:~Sir
PYAR wo hai jo aap apni b
eti se karte hai, OR ISHQ
wo hai jo hum aapki beti s
e karte hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar:
Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari Cal Keti
Par Tu Phone Nai Chukya
SHEIKH:
Kyn Chukan?
Jera Main 25
Rupay Da Gana
Lugwaya A
O Tera Peo
Sunay Ga??
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banta : Dekh Santa Ek Saanp,Teri Biwi Ko Kaat Raha Hai.,Santa :D ar Mat Yaar.Vo Kaat Nhi Raha,Vo To Zehar Bharwane Aaya Hoga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman
Aur
B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)