Lawaris bandar

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA

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