1 jaga bomb
1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha
Oh God: mera hath urh gaya!
Pathan: Hosla karo, mat roo, daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, wo b to chup hai!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 467 views
Similar Jokes
college me lecture chal raha tha...
1 ladka achanak uth kar class k bahar chala gaya...
lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya???
ladke ka dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai...!!!
by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?
Girl: Main bachche ke saath dance nahi karti.
Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnant ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga”
Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”
Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne 1 Intelligent sawal pucha,
or
Banta(Teacher)- bayhosh ho gaya!
Sawal tha...
BLACK is a color,
WHITE is a color
but,
BLACK & WHITE TV
is not a COLOR TV.
WHY?
WHY?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A mouse was dancing & enjoying in a Lion's Wedding. An Elephant was surprised to see this and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU dancing & enjoying so much?
Mouse continued enjoying & dancing & replied calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I was a Lion.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy:ap ki umer kitni hai?
Girl:16 year
boy:ye bat to ap ne 5 sal pehlay bi kahi thi.:-)
girl:dekha girls zuban ki kitni paki hoti hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
2 pathan Bhai Exam hall me..
Teacher:Tum D0no Ne Apne Father
Ka Naam Different Q Likha?
Pathan:Tm phir bolta k hm ne Naqal
ki hy hamary pas dimagh hy madam...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi
thi
Santa ne window se dekha,
Socho santa kya bola hoga?
... .......
.
.
.
.
Sirf latkne se height nhi
badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan
pilaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Friend: Tumhare Abbu Kitne Saal K Hain?
Pathan: Jitne Saal Ke Hum Hai.
Friend: Wo Kse?
Pathan:O Yara Jis Din Hum Paida Hua, Usi Din To Wo Abbu Bana!;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baloch stdnt apne math k teacher se
arrey sir amara poty aya ay"
Math's teacher: poty aya he to toilet jao na beta"
Baloch: arrey sir amare swal ka answer poty(40) aya he. Tm b na sir jao arrey :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)