Abi ammi nai aany
Pathan: I'll climb tallest mount swim d deepest ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot. Just 4 u.
Girl: So Sweet! Can u come 2 meet me?
Pathan: Not now! Abi ammi nai aany dengi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 483 views
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