Pathan: Meri aulaad nhi hoti

Dost: Aap mazaar pe dua kro

NEXT YEAR

Dost: Kya howa?

Pathan: Nhi howi

Dost: Konsy maazar pe gaye thy?

Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 521 views

Marriage is the day

Marriage is the day

when groom sitting beside his bride
on stage thinks to see the hot and
beautiful chicks that
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Where they all were before my marriage?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

time out

Tm Ussay Debug Karnaa
Wait Mein Karoongah
Tmhaara Intezaar Karte Kartay
Main So Gaya Yeah Dekho Mera Connection
Time Out
Hou Gayaa.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Kamiyabi hamesha us k qadam

Kamiyabi hamesha us k qadam choomti hai,

jo socks utarne k baad apne paon dhota hai.

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Zubaida apa

nahi hain bhai Its

Commander Safeguard...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Staged Wedding To Bust Dealers

As supposedly reported on CNN:

Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).

The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.

The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)