A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 634 views

Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne

Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak bajaana hai?

Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kama Kar Khao

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:Roti Dedo

Admi:Tamater Khao

Bhikari:Tamater Hi Q?

Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

TUM BABY KO KIYA PILAATI HO?

SARDAR BIWI SE: TUM BABY KO KIYA PILAATI HO?
BIWI: DOODH AUR ORANGE JUICE SARDAR: OYE TOONE KABHI BATAAYA NAHIN ORANGE JUICE KIS SIDE SE AATA HAI.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

ham apke gali sa guzra ajeeb itafaq tha

ham apke gali sa guzra ajeeb itafaq tha
apna phool phanka gamla bhe sath tha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

The outer part of a tree

A teacher took her class on a nature trail through the woods. She stopped by a tree and said, `Brian, can you tell me what the outer part of a tree is called?'

I don't know, sir,' said Brian.

Bark, boy, bark!' said the teacher.

OK, sir,' said Brian. `Woof! Woof!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)