pathan to girl friend
1 Pathan ne Apni Girl Friend ko Kiss kiya or bura sa mun bna k ek side thok diya.
OR kaha
Tum ne amara Naswar ka Maza he kharab kr dia...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 464 views
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