SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?

SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 502 views

Pathan Ko Pehlay Rozay Par Maar Pari

Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya
sab logo ne usy buhat maara

Kyun?

Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha

“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”

by Raju (few years ago!)

Sardar Pizza Lene Shop Pe Geya

Sardar pizza lene aik pizza shop pe geya
Shop wala:
-”sir pizza k 4 piece krney hain ya 8?”
Sardar:-
4 kar de yar Pata nai 8 khadey v jandey ne k nai.

by Razzi (few years ago!)

Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,

Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,

Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar Do Aur Sui Is Ke Side Me Rakh Dena,

...Police Samjhegi Sui-Side Ka Case He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ne makhi k dono par

Pathan ne makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha

“UR ja”

wo na uri to pathan ne kaha:

Tajarbay se sabit hua k Agr makhi k dono pr Kat diye jain to wo Sun nai skti :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aik Pagal hath mai

Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr): btao mere hath mai kia hai?
.
dosara pagal: rail gari........
.
1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?
.
2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)