Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 614 views
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