Teacher-(to students) Who wants to
Teacher-(to students) Who wants to go to Haven? Hands up Plz the whole class hands up apart from one boy sittin in the corner.
Teacher-why are you not putting your hand up, don't you want to go to Haven?
Student- No sir, my mum told me to come home straightaway from school.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 533 views
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